As I was going through the internets yesterday, I saw some extraordinary activity on President Uhuru’s Twitter handle… or so I thought.
KOT were retweeting like crazy, and a look at the tweets revealed why. They were humorous and definitely not coming from the President, unless his account had been hacked.
I then thought to check the handle again, and sure enough, it was @UKennyatta (note the double n). It had less than 2000 followers, a number that has grown to over 3000 now.
Parody accounts are common world over, but this one is probably the funniest Kenyans have seen. It’s owner is not known yet, but he’s been cracking our ribs a lot.
Check out some of the tweets.
After Laptops, we will introduce Lap Dance in primary schools
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
My wife will Run in the London Marathon this month to raise money that will go towards buying decent clothes for our socialites
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
NSIS will arrest anyone who pronounces my name as Uhuru Kinyasa!
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
State “House Girls” High School along State House road is the school that trains house girls who work in state house.
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
I have instructed the hosts of #Tujuane To Bring My Daughter Ngina and Chipukeezy next week. Itakuwaje!”
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
Najiangalia kwa kioo, kioo, kioo! Najiangalia kwa kioo, nijue maana ya Jicho Nyanya
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
Kenya will sever its diplomatic relations with Jamaica until they release Vybz Kartel
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
Victor Wanyama has not played a competitive game for Southampton since he was injured by poachers
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
If Manchester has not sacked Moyes, Who Am I to sack Ole Lenku?
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 7, 2014
Clarification! I have two brothers, and Ken Mijungu is not one of them!!!!
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
The first person to hate against weaves was a woman: Saida Karoli in her song “Mwenye Weave Ajinyonge”
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
Kidero should have slapped Giroud
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
Take care! Mututho might follow those who are taking Tusker to Khayange in London with an Alcoblow
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
Joseph Ole Lenku Derives Inspiration from the Biblical Book of HabaCOOK
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
I support Sunderland! It is the only team that has LAND RT @BikoIntellect wewe uhunye, which team do you support na usiseme manure
— Uhuru Kennyatta (@UKennyatta) April 8, 2014
