Kenyans Roast Linda Oguttu After News That Man Arrested With 18 Cars is Her Husband…. Hilarious

August 23, 2013
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Yesterday, we learnt that Dennis Mombo, the man arrested with 18 cars in his compound, was Linda Oguttu’s fiance. 

Read: SHOCKING – The guy arrested with 18 cars is Linda Oguttu’s husband.

Kenyans on Twitter made the KTN news anchor a trending topic, and she was surprisingly cool, even laughing at the jokes and memes.

Dennis Mombo was later released, and it emerged that he may not have known that the cars were stolen, as he only took them as security after awarding soft loans.

On Twitter meanwhile, it stopped being a Dennis Mombo affair, and instead became a Linda Ogutu affair.

Below are some of the crazy tweets and memes.

Quick I distract them with my hip and you steal their cars -Linda Ogutu – @jeymez

What Linda Ogutu’s Fiance had was 17 Cars and Her, Police Reports indicate. 
Her Hips are the 18th Car – @mainneli

That guy should have hidden some of those cars in Linda ogutu’s hips. -@sickolia_


Stolen Cars A Make Her Dance-Linda Ogutu. – @sickolia_

Linda ogutu’s fiance had a hip of stolen cars. – @njiiru

To Linda Ogutu’s husband,everyday is assWednesday. – @LamsKenya

Linda Ogutu gave Mahindra Smriti vidyarthi a hug, she is now just known as Smirti Vidyarthi.” – @kevoice_:

But Linda Ogutu has CARried enough! – @Gillyi

PICK-UP Lines work on Linda Ogutu – @iNimm_

Huyo boy wa Linda ogutu akiangalia hio haga yake anamshow “baby you gari-t” – @masaku_

Linda Ogutu’s Sunday best… – @engkibz


LMAO ati hizo hips za Linda ogutu ni magari zimefichwa kwa panty – @masaku_

Dennis Mwangeka,was just looking for a car Linda Ogutu’s hips can fit in – @kajonee

Linda Ogutu be like, ‘Jesus take the wheel.'” – @kevoice_

Watu wanafikiria kuCARtia Linda Ogutu ni rahisi.- @juvin_ndoli

Linda ogutu na boy wake watapewa TV show na waiite ‘keeping up with the Cardashians” – @Masaku_

So you want to say Linda Ogutu’s CAReer is at stake? NO!!! right? –  ‏@Gillyi

Linda Ogutu ako na a CARing man – @MaziwaYaNyayo

At this rate Linda Ogutu needs CARoline mutoko on how she shall respond to all these accuses! – @Gillyi

i bet Linda Ogutu loved Artur MAGARIyan – @CrazyMkenya

Jimmy Gathu walks into Linda Ogutu’s bedroom, Wachana na mpango wa car-ndo. – @Masaku_


linda ogutu’s heart was car-ptured – @mlevi_254

Still linda ogutu CARn gerriit – @Rube_Mfalme

SO CHALI YA LINDA OGUTU NI MWIZI WA GARI? HE MUST HAVE TAKEN HER FOR A RIDE – @ShemWolokoso

Aaah CARmua leo | Kidis feat. Linda Ogutu – @Ombajo_

Linda Ogutu’s guy just wanted to Impreza! – @sickolia_: 

Boy wa Linda Ogutu aki arrestiwa ye ndo ataendesha hio GK. – @masaku_

Wakidinyana huyo jamaa huuliza Linda ogutu “baby imeigear?” – @Masaku_

linda Ogutu be like, *for better for Cars* – @Basweti14

Boy wa Linda ogutu anaiba tu ASSton martins.. – @PatOski_

Linda Ogutu’s boy be like “Nakufeel mBenz wangu” – @Masaku_

Linda Ogutu huimba I woke up in a new bugatti daily. –  ‏@merlikaz

Kwa harusi , instead ya marriage certificate linda oguttu atapewa logbook. – @njiiru

Linda ogutu: Sasa babe 
Fiancé: Vitz sana. – @masaku_

Linda Ogutu akitaka kusuka nywele chali yake anampeleka tu Saloon. – @Levi254_

Linda oguttu akiwa turned on anasemanga ako Honi. – @njiiru

Linda Oguttu akipitia Carnivore inabaki tu nivore – @lewizzey

Linda Ogutu amekosana na huyo chali Car_meumana – @Kimanzi_

Just when Linda Ogutu was about to wake up in a new Bugatti, shit hits the fun. – @Daniel_Kimathi

Robbers: madam ndani ya boot haraka this is carjacking……. Linda ogutu: wow!!! Thats romantic *wets * – @Rube_Mfalme: 

Hyundai (You guy) – Linda ogutu ft P unit – @payodoze

Linda ogutu wakienda honeymoon Garissa inabaki tu ‘ssa – @Masaku_

Masaku:Linda ogutu hueka nini kwa chai? 
Eda :suGARI. – @misskoskey

Favorite song ya Linda Ogutu ni CARnungo –  ‏@leomillionaire

Linda oguttu is happy with her relationship, Chauffeur so good. – @Njiiru

Linda ogutu loves carcar sungura’s ligi soo remix. – misskoskey

Ukihave sex na Linda Oguttu badala ya kusema ‘deeper deeper’ anakuambia ‘kanyaga mafuta; kanyaga mafuta yote!’ – @kevoice_


Linda ogutu be like “I don’t mind what he does for a living, Car-zi ni car-zi” – @Masaku_


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