On Monday, Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT), picked up another hash tag, and this time the victims were luhya ladies.
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf was trending the whole day, and below are some of the best tweets.
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf her idea of white forest is ugali.
#youknowsheisfromkakamegaif her favourite show of all tym is cow and “Chicken”
#youknowsheisfromkakamegaif she has legs like for drogba”
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf after taking a birth she uses the soap as body lotion
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf when she visits you & you give her a push to the stage, she gives you a push back
#YouKnowSheisFromKakamegaif she thinks people who are shot in movies and never die are devil worshipers
On the brighter syd, #youknowsheisfromkakamegaif she is humple and hartworking
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf on her CV she went to Shamakhokho mixed day and lodging
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf foreplay includes chasing a chicken around the house & bringing it to her
#youknowsheisfromkakamegaif she’s turned on by the noise from a posho mill” *dead*
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf She is lazy in bed but runs faster than Bolt when chasing chicken
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf She has a thermos in her handbag
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf she stops eating coz of getting tired, not being full.
#If her handbag looks like this.
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf she interchanges the letters of the alphabet– A P C T E F G H I J K L M N O B Q R S D U V W X Y Z
#youknowsheisfromkakamegaif the main reason she gat a twitter account is to hunt down the twitter bird!
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf Her shoulders are broader than her hips.
#YouKnowSheisFromKakamegaif she can’t be tickled
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf she gets turned on by googling pictures of thermos
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf her names is either truphosa, lisbet(elizabeth) truphhena, teresa etc
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf she has a big thermos yet she lives alone.”
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaif she drinks tea when she’s thirsty!
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf anabeba bag kama amefunika na kitambaa ya kiti
#If when you take her on a date she eats like this.
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf she licks maize flour to regain energy after a gym session
#YouKnowSheisFromKakamegaif during sex you moan “who’s your daddy” and she says “si ni wesonga”
#YouKnowSheIsFromKakamegaIf Ukimpeleka date Galitos anaitisha kuku kienyeji.