FATHER: Son, did U receive a text confirming your K.C.S.E results.
SON: Yes Dad, I got it last week.
FATHER: Ooh that’s good why didn’t you tell me what you got?
SON: Dad, coz those are still Provisional results, they are not very accurate.
FATHER: Ok, so what did you get Son?
SON: Dad u do know that Provisional results, received by electronic means somebody can tamper with it before u receive it.
FATHER: Son, you are not answering my question, what did you get?
SON: Dad, I think someone hacked my SMS feed.
FATHER: I will not ask u again, Mama Nanii leta Fimbo.
SON: Chill, chill dad,the SMS implied that I got an E but it’s still too early to judge, meaning it can change anytime coz my stronghold subjects are not in yet!!
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