LUO ENGLISH and Ordinary English Go Head To Head
ORDINARY ENGLISH: People
who live in glass
houses should not throw
stones.
LUO ENGLISH : Individuals
who make their abodes
in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain
from catapulting perilous
projectiles.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star

LUO ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid
minim.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: All
that glitters is not gold.

LUO ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly
auriferous.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH:
Beggars are not choosers

LUO ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants
must be interdicted.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead
men tell no tales

LUO ENGLISH: Male
cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH:
Beginner’s luck

LUO ENGLISH: Neophyte’s
serendipity.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: A
rolling stone gathers no
moss

LUO ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries
of small, green,
biophytic plant.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds
of a feather flock
together

LUO ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of
identical plumage tend to
congregate.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty
is only skin deep

LUO ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely
cutaneous profundity.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH:
Cleanliness is godliness

LUO ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of
grime is contiguous to
rectitude.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH:
There’s no use crying over
spilt milk

LUO ENGLISH: It is fruitless
to become lachrymose
of precipitately departed
lactile fluid.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: You
can’t try to teach an old
dog new tricks

LUO ENGLISH: It is fruitless
to attempt to
indoctrinate a
superannuated canine with
innovative maneuvers.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: Look
before you leap
LUO ENGLISH: Surveillance
should precede
saltation.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: He
who laughs last, laughs
best
LUO ENGLISH: The person
presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses
thereby the optimal
cachinnation.
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ORDINARY ENGLISH: All
work and no play makes
Jack a dull boy.
LUO ENGLISH: Exclusive
dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes
of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a
hebetudinous fellow.